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Scientist makes shocking discovery about the US healthcare system

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The Daily Isotope talked to Jill Stein, a renowned physicist at Georgetown University, about a shocking discovery she made regarding the US healthcare system. She explains, “Let me put it in layman’s terms: the US healthcare system is akin to explosive diarrhea.”

She argues, “First, the system completely stinks. This is already a clue as to its nature. Explosive diarrhea also stinks. Second, the healthcare system also operates in surprising ways, much like explosive diarrhea. You are surprised when you are hospitalized, and they send you reams of EOBs through the mail, in pretty much the same way you are surprised when your rear end starts gushing uncontrollably.”

When we asked for more details, she added, “Also, just as explosive diarrhea can ruin your life, so can the US healthcare system do the same. In the case of explosive diarrhea, the effect is temporary, however.”

While researching this article, we found people arguing that the US healthcare system is akin to a turd. We put it to Stein, who told us, “No, a turd is a poor model. You need to account for Schrödinger’s turdity wave. Much too complex a model.”

Schrödinger’s toilet experiments and the turdity wave are detailed here:

https://youtu.be/4FtCVAMcQ-0?si=nIZpOLU2dTBd9SNG

@yourautisticlife is this Jill Stein different from the pediatrician Dr Jill Stein? Dr. Stein made claims about the absurdity of our healthcare system since at least 2016 possibly earlier before I was ever aware of her.

Jill Stein is a made up name. No relation to anyone having coincidentally the same name.