Stop draggin’ my heart around.
Stop draggin’ my heart around.
"Unhappy," Pharrell Williams
"Blame It on the Boss," Eydie Gorme
This is Just to Say
You have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
I was specifically
saving
for breakfast
I can't forgive you
they would have been delicious
so sweet
and so cold
(with apologies to William Carlos Williams)
These Boots Ain't Made for Walkin'
There once was a man from Nantucket,
And He won't shut the fuck up about it.
My little horse, he calls me queer.
I hate having a homophobe this near.
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I am just a red brassiere
To all the boys in town
Put this bus in top gear
Get me out of here
I must have been desperate
I must have been pretty low
I must have been desperate
I must have been pretty low....
--Divinyls
The play's the thing where I always catch
STDs from the King.
Rough winds do SHAKE the buds of May, DARLING.
I Would Do Anyrhing For Love? As IF!
Under the Community Board
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You fucking ate my fucking plums!
From the fridge!
They would have been so cold and delicious!
I will END you!
You bastard!
Everybody Wants to Rue the World
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Don't come around here no more
(Don't come around here no more)
Whatever you're looking for
Don't come around here no more
STOP!
(Ahh ahh ahh ooh ooh....)