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#Humor

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There’s a guy in my poetry class named Paul and it’s taking EVERYTHING IN ME (all my masking points) to not ask him if it’s short for tarpaulin

Not the least because that’s not even a reference, it’s a silly series of jokes I HAVE BEEN MAKING 😭

Like Pat short for patchouli or Mac short for tarmac

(Please add your own, I need more)
#autistic #humor

When asked about which countries that may be placed under his next travel ban, he replied "Wouldn't that be a stupid thing for me to say?".

Adding, "NOBODY expects My Travel Ban! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... fear and surprise .... Our two weapons are fear and surprise ... and ruthless efficiency .... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Putin."

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@Enalys

GM: you received a magical boon - what do you wish for?

Wyrmling, really into role playing his middle aged "parent" character: "the ability to awake well rested after a night's sleep!"

GM: nice, 50xp for staying in character, and not min-maxing. Granted!

I get a kick out of this "budget meal hack" trending hashtag on #scoopz at the moment.

It's always WAY over complicated, and made with processed food, and not actually budget because it costs like 3+ dollars a meal.

If you actually learn how to #cook #baking use staples/seasoning, and plan ahead, THAT is the real budget meal hack.

Don't say you need money. I do this on #disability

The economy is crashing. You should learn now, it'll save ya later.

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scoopzapp.com#BudgetBites Just Learn How To Actually Cook & Bake, Use Seasoning Properly, and Plan Your Meals Out. Men Too.#BudgetBites Just Learn How To Actually Cook & Bake, Use Seasoning Properly, and Plan Your Meals Out. Men Too.